The difference between earning a good living and living a good life, is enjoying what you do.
Bitches be trippin. Well, I might have pushed that last one.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
Friendship is a treasured gift, and every time I talk with you I feel as if I'm getting richer and richer
One time I snuck a whole rotisserie chicken into a movie, cause candy is for amateurs.
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind
A genealogist is one who traces your family back as far as your money will go