Take it day by day, Don't stress too much about tomorrow.
How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all nite long? with Duct Tape :)
When somebody says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say " You didn't expect that did you."
Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.
No reason to stay is a good reason to go.
Life is worth living, but only if we avoid the amusements of grown-up people
The 85 richest people are as wealthy as the poorest 3.5 billion. And those 85 people would like you to stop punishing success. Thank you.