Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to
I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover.
Virtue in the middle, said the Devil, as he seated himself between two lawyers
Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
I'd rather listen to Dick Vitale and Fran Drescher have sex than listen to another Macklemore song.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.