Some people's idea of keeping a secret is to refuse to tell who told it to themâ€
Some people have nice eyes, some have nice smiles & others have nice faces. But you have all of them with a nice heart.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy
A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before
You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.