Some of the things I write are unbelievably funny. No one believes theyâ€™re funny except me
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I'm SINGLE.
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
Walmart needs observation decks.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing. Make people smile and laugh and have a good time.