Some friends are like pennies, two faced and worthless.
Computer programmers do it byte by byte
To marry and be happy would be the eighth wonder of the world
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.
If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk
Respect Your Parents - They Passed School Without Google.
Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails. (for those who vote thumbs down I wonder how many of you have ever contributed to Status Stalker?)