Responsibility always exceeds authority
I could never make up my mind to get married so my penis decided for me
A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on.
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.
If being hot is a crime ARREST ME.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh
I'm sorry I offended you with my common sense.