Reality is for those who lack imagination
It is with enterprises as with striking fire we do not meet with success except with reiterated efforts, and often at the instant when we despaired of success
Dude, where's the plane.
We need a law that will permit a voter to sue a candidate for breach of promise
I guess if you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless, huh?
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don't even HAVE weather!