Punctuality is the art of guessing how late the other fellow is going to be
Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves
I always knew I'd look back on the times I cried and laugh, but I never thought I'd look back on the times I laughed and cry
Fun Fact: You can win all arguments with your man by putting on yoga pants and walking away.
The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing. 2 cups of caring. 3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
Drake crying while watching the X games because it reminds him of the games his Ex used to play.
People Who Hide Their Feelings Usually Care the Most.