People get really comfortable, and they forget that they can be replace in a minute.
What's really unfair is Peyton Manning had to film three commercials during halftime.
Give advice to your children while they're young enough to believe you know what you're talking about
If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family
An obstacle is often an unrecognized opportunity
I hope this kid never finds out that I had sex with his mom when she was still pregnant. I'd hate to bump heads with him again.