Parenthood Requires Love, Not DNA
Make your employees work 8x faster by constantly playing that music from Sonic the Hedgehog when you've been under water for too long.
Congratulations on your engagement! We know you can make each other very happy.
Life is meant to be lived by facing the challenges it brings.
The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lies
Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got.
When a guy texts a girl "hey stranger", what he really means is "I've recently thought about trying to get in your pants again."