Our creator did not create our raw material, but manipulated that which already existed
A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours
One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present
One of the best things in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still loves you and wants to be a part of all the craziness.
Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel
Many parents are finding out that a pat on the back helps develop character - if given often enough, early enough, and low enough
The older order changeth, yielding place to new, and God fulfills himself in many ways, lest one good custom should corrupt the world