My thoughts cannot move an inch without bumping into some piece of you.
I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now.
Men might as well project a voyage to the Moon as attempt to employ steam navigation against the stormy North Atlantic Ocean
One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies.
He who influences the thoughts of his times, influences all the times that follow. He has made his impress on eternity
Oh, you get your pregnancy tests from the dollar store? It sounds like you're financially ready for the responsibility of a child.
Facebook friends- Thank you for your many New Year's wishes. Each and every one of them felt totally unique and completely sincere. xoxo