My life has never been the same since I met you.
The trees taunt you the sand mocks you the water calls your name and they say golf is a quiet game
Many prayers remain unanswered, pending endorsement of our deeds
What is love? In math: equation; in history: a war; in chemistry:a reaction; in art: a heart; in me: You.
If only trees would give WiFi signal, people would have planted thousands of them happily.
It's all about punctuation. "Eat me asshole!" says I'm a horny pirate. "Eat me, asshole!" says I'm just a jerk.
Men are more like the times they live in than they are like their fathers