My graduation speech: 'Fuck You, I fucked you, I'd fuck you, Who the fuck are you?'
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
A dreamer lives for eternity
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
I really didn't fall in love with him, I promise. I just liked him more than I could ever imagine.
One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets, one reason: Best Friends.
If world is going to end today, then what would be your last wish?