Life is tricky, Baby. Stay in Your Magic.
True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes
How does Justin bieber remove a condom? He farts.
You know you are getting older when you get a copy of Quicken in your Easter basket.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a personâ€™s life. For better or for worse.
People need to stop playing games. If you want to live the single life, then just be single.
Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition.