Life is a rose beware of the thorns
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Lolz
People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.
Civilization is just a slow process of learning to be kind
When people are intimidated about having their own opinions, oppression is at hand
One woman will brag about her children, while another complains about hers; they could probably swap children without swapping tunes
when a girl asks a guy to listen a song, its because the lyrics are all the words she's afraid to say.