Knowledge is soon changed, then lost in the mist, an echo half-heard
Genius is rare because the means of becoming one have not been available
A man does not ask a woman to marry him because he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He asks her to marry him because he DOES NOT want to spend the rest of his life WITHOUT her.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I think it's funny when dogs hide under the bed when they're scared. I'm like "you idiot, that's the first place monsters go!"
Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.