In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
Dreams are journeys that take one far from familiar shores, strengthening the heart, empowering the soul
Indecision is the graveyard of good intentions
If bar tenders aren't allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald's shouldn't be allowed to sell food to fat people.
Well at least the puppy bowl was a competitive game.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.