If you're giving your all to someone and it's not enough, you're giving it to the wrong person.
True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes
Are you there God? It's me, chocolate. They keep putting me on raisins. It's weird.
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
Actually if you're indoors, the floor is magma.
Iâ€™d just die if the soulâ€™s not eternal
I hate guys who are like "your dating my ex? Hope you like leftovers" like wtf, haven't you had cold pizza the next day? It's the best.