If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented it wasn't worth doing
Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide which part of the body you wanna Poke!!
For many people, one of the most frustrating aspects of life is not being able to understand other people's behavior.
Spending the rest of my life trying to find someone I love as much as my bed.
When sex is good thereâ€™s nothing better, when itâ€™s bad itâ€™s not bad
Old Time kills us all, Rich, poor, great, and small, And 'tis therefore we rack our invention, Throughout, all our days, In finding out ways - To kill by way of prevention
An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded