If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented it wasn't worth doing
When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?
Patience under old injuries invites new ones
The stock market will always be more about capitalizing on dumb people than about investing in good companies
Sometimes you realize too late that what you're looking for is exactly what you just let go.
If you're sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald's for $8.99.
Friends are like balloons, if you let them go you will never get them back again so tie them close to your heart so they won't float away!