If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented it wasn't worth doing
Talent does things tolerably well; genius does then intolerably better
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like "tiny doll feet scampering into the closet" because I AM NOT HITTING SNOOZE WHEN I HEAR THAT.
Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.
If GOD would have created something more beautiful than you, he would have kept it to himself.
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
The ironic part about killing time is that it's slowly killing you.