I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)
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Though confidence is very fine, and makes the future sunny; I want no confidence for mine, I'd rather have the money
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people
Love doesn't start in morning & doesn't end in evening It starts when u don't need it & ends wen u need it most.
After the pastor's scathing sermon on the congregation's myriad sins, one member said,'At least I haven't made any graven images
Depression is just your body's way of saying it needs more orgasms.