I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.
But I see now how true it is what they say in these parts, that the wheel of fortune turns faster than a mill-wheel, and that those who were up yesterday are down to-day
Hey guys, women prefer the strong, silent type. So next time you go to the gym, try and shut the fuck up about it.
Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone that does not think about us for 1 second.
I am not afraid to make mistakes. Sometimes "My Bad" works out for "My Good".
All of us just saying Ruth's Chris Steak House, pretending it makes sense.
I have had a horribly busy day converting OXYGEN to CARBON DIOXIDE.