I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes, but very good judges for the mistakes of others.
To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day
The best antiques are old friends.
Friends show their love in times of trouble.
I call my condoms Peyton Manning. Cause they usually just stay in the pocket.
I wake up smiling because u have been in my dreams and i go to bed with that same smile because u have been on my mind all day.