I believe in god, I just don't like him
Its funny how girls run from the guys who try to make them happy and fight for the ones who make them cry.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)
If you're sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald's for $8.99.
Goodbye without reasons is the most painful one. Love without reasons is the most beautiful one.
Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget.
Passive activity income does not include the following: Income from an activity that is not a passive activity