Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him
Glory ought to be the consequence, not the motive of our actions
Boobs are like the Sun you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!
Death is nature's way of saying "Howdy
Sometimes life gets harder and you break down and you need a friend to pick you back up. :)
The less power a man has, the more he likes to use it