Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended
Whoever said 'let sleeping dogs lie' didn't sleep with dogs
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg.
True love is like a pair of socks you gotta have two and they've gotta match
When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.
I had my DNA analyzed. It came back with four main components. Bacon, Chocolate, Coffee & Crazy.
You should have more to offer than what's between your legs.