Happiness is like a kiss...you must share it to enjoy it
Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity
Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant, I am just getting more awesome.
I'm an optimist by nature and a pessimist by experience
You only live once, but if you use your time right-once is enough
If there is no chocolate in heaven "I AM NOT GOING".
Save 100% on your next cocaine purchase when you shout promo code, "I'M A COP!"