Friends don't fight because their not very close best friends fight because their like sisters!
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom
Switching to Bud Light because I feel bad about how hard those two mountain climbers have to work every time someone orders a Coors Light.
They who marry for wealth sell their own liberty
How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you're legally a cartoon?
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.