Find something worth dying for, then live for it.
Individuation â€“ donâ€™t take it too personally or youâ€™ll really screw yourself up
May the Beauty of Deepawali Season Fill your Home With Happiness,
and May the Coming Year provide You with all That bring You Joy
Bored? Simply send a text message to a random number saying "I'm Pregnant!"
If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
Never Say Neverrr, you just said it twice ?
Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?