Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Education is what you learn in books, and nobody knows you know it but your teacher
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live.
You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
My idea of "friends with benefits" is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking I have morals.