Ever looked at your EX and wondered "Was I drunk the entire relationship".
Girls have a bad habit of holding on for too long & guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.
Success and maturity can often be measured by how far off the floor your mattress is.
Love is a crazy thing. It sucks and is totally overrated
If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Each one of us has the power to make others feel better or worse. Making others feel better is much more fun than making others feel worse. Making others feel better generally makes us feel better