Equality of opportunity is an equal opportunity to prove unequal talents
Feeling perfectly happy being single, untill you see a happy couple.
One of the best feelings in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone.
Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday :)
Love lasts when the relationship comes first.
Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a girls brain; on the left side, there's nothing right; and on the right side, there's nothing left.
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don't know how to play chess.