Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress you.
When he does smile, he looks as if he's just evicted a widow
Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Honesty is very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.
What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
The remarkable thing about man is not that he is an upright ape, but that he stands for some things and not for others
It is possible that a man could live twice as long if he didn't spend the first half of his life acquiring habits that shortens the other half