Distance means so little, when someone means so much.
I'm a sucker for a good dick joke.
Laughter IS THE Closest DISTANCE Between Two People.
There is always a method to my madness
So far I've spent most of 2014 flipping off the weather channel.
Why the Hell is there a goat on the top of this Website?
When you create a successful project, your boss is going to get another promotion.