Distance means so little, when someone means so much.
One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you're in Heaven.
Laughter is as good as jogging for our heart, lungs, and brain
Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide which part of the body you wanna Poke!!
There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst