Call of Duty: Keeping teenage pregnancy rates down since 2003.
I just saved a bunch of fucks by not giving any.
Never judge a book by it's cover, or even after you have only read a few chapters, you should never voice an opinion until you know the entire story.
The more you begin to love yourself, the less you will look to others to validate, approve of, or complete you.
When a bore has very little on his mind he knows better than just about anybody how to make it known
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination
Woke up starving. Did not eat enough spiders while I slept last night.