Beat the computer, program your life
Men are more like the times they live in than they are like their fathers
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Dear GOD, My prayer for 2012 is a FAT bank account and THIN body. Please don't mix up these like you did last year.
Love is appreciating your differences as well as your similarities
I hate staring at your name and debating whether or not to start the conversation.
You can listen to and respect someone's point of view without absorbing it.