Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once

If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate