I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill