A toxic person will never change, they just change victims and blame everything on everybody else!
Derek Jeter announced his "One last time banging hot chicks in every MLB city" tour.
Its better to laugh without reason, than to cry for a worthless person.
Instead of weeping when a tragedy occurs in a songbird's life, it sings away its grief. I believe we could well follow the pattern of our feathered friends
Math questions are so stupid! They're like "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?" Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?
Live to learn... forget... and learn again
Confidence in nonsense is a requirement of the creative process