A thing said in jest, is half confessed
Dear Parents, This pregnancy test is useless. Sincerely, I'm a virgin.
I hate being around someone who's in a bad mood like stay the fuck away from me and my happiness.
All relationships have one law: Never make the one you love feel alone, especially when you are there.
I didn't raise my boy to be a soldier, I brought him up to be my pride and joy, Who dares to put a musket to his shoulder, To kill some other mother's boy
A sex therapist just has sex with you until you feel better, right?
It doesn't matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.