A thing said in jest, is half confessed
So you wanna date me? Please submit the following: Copy of drivers licence & SS card, current pay stub, clean drug test & std screen. Otherwise don't bother.
A good wife is a fortune to a man, especially if she is poor
Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it
Sadly this Christmas passes away, so let us give thanks today, as we prepare for the year anew, with faith and hope to see it through
He's as happy as a puppy wagging two tails