A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up