A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once