A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day