A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once