A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day