A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
"Hey bro, sorry about the divorce." -how the salesman greets someone looking at a PT Cruiser.
I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side and my neck for always keeping my head up.
There are two sides to every question, because, when there are no longer two sides it ceases to be a question
Children and fools are we to mourn the happy dead Come, rather let us mourn youth's fading flower instead
Instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying "You're not pregnant have a nice day"