A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
Love lasts when the relationship comes first.
A gimme can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers neither of whom can putt very well
Protestantism makes the relation of a man to the Church to depend upon his relation to Christ; Romanism makes the relation of a man to Christ to depend on his relation to the Church
Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all.
Kids these days don't realize how good they have it. We didn't have camera phones when I was growing up - if you wanted to send a dickpick, you had to wait for her to develop the camera she left out.
Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children