2,413 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Restatus if you like pancakes.
You never understand it until you experience it.
That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone and you mess up a word.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs
Hell is paved with great granite blocks hewn from the hearts of those who said, "I can do no other
I have never made a friend from whom I could not separate, and I have never made an enemy that I could not approach
Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence