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  • Sex is like math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

    Added Date - Nov 13, 2016

    Sex is like math

    Sex is like math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply. With both subjects you should always be prepared so that you are not taken by surprise or left with unintended consequences. Both sex and math start out rocky because you are dealing with the unknown and you do not have a lot of knowledge or experience. As you practice you will get better at it, gaining an understanding that can be invaluable when dealing with numbers or matters in the bedroom. Multiplication can be prevented by adding the right variables, making sure that you end up with the right results instead of the wrong answer.

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  • Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do, than by the ones you did.

    Added Date - Apr 28, 2017

    Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do, than by the ones you did.

    Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do, than by the ones you did. When you look back on your life you do no...

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  • Expect the best, be prepared for the worst, screw what others think, and just do your own thing.

    Added Date - Apr 16, 2017

    Expect the best, be prepared for the worst, screw what others think, and just do your own thing.

    Expect the best, be prepared for the worst, screw what others think, and just do your own thing. This is the plan that you should use when you live yo...

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